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1. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

2. I'm so miserable without you, It's like having you here.

3. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

4. We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

5. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

6. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

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